Our mailing list members had first notice of this huge sale, but, now you know too Our entire inventory, 5678 items, has been slashed to half price in celebration of the Holidays!
Hurry,  it is on NOW. Once our automatic repricers hit tomorrow morning, most prices will go back to market value.
Enjoy! And, HAPPY [...]

Sorry, too late now. The Boss has said,”Stop! Stop! The orders are pouring in! We are way over goal! We don’t want to give stuff away!” (me, I like giving free stuff away ). So, better hurry, because I will be working on resetting prices ASAP.
THIS SALE IS OFFICIALLY OVER. (but if you can [...]